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Please note that both of these people,
James Poulin and Sarah Allard, remained, at the time of writing, at Convergys
in positions of authority. Note the email listing and who, therefore, knows
about this Grand Guignol. Given how wholeheartedly and universally Allard is
disliked, not only because of her constant ill humour, in S2CC1, what keeps her
employed? It has been mooted that the messages were fake. Hardly true, with the
headers as shown, is it? Original emails follow: Date: Wed, 11 Oct 2000 22:17:54 EDT From: "Dan MacConnell"
firebane_99@hotmail.com Tim, here is the email I was talking
about. This is the best email I have read bashing Taima employees :) Nick thought you would like it too. GOD DAMN FUNNY Later, guys Dan Date: Fri, 08 Sep
2000 21:24:56 -0400 From: Sean M
seanmatt@storm.ca
To:
netzero_tech_supervisor@taima.on.ca
,
s2cc1_tech_1st@taima.on.ca,
netzero_tech_2nd@taima.on.ca
,
jpoulin@taima.on.ca,
sallard@taima.on.ca,
s2cc1_shifts@taima.on.ca ,
everyone@taima.on.ca,
s2cc1_tech_1st@taima.on.ca ,
s2cc1_tech_2nd@taima.on.ca ,
s2cc1_supervisor@taima.on.ca ,
ralley@taima.on.ca,
rstewart@taima.on.ca,
bweipper@taima.on.ca ,
HumanResource@taima.on.ca ,
s2lan@taima.on.ca ,
s2cc2@taima.on.ca ,
s2cc3@taima.on.ca ,
S2CC4@taima.on.ca ,
ADMIN@taima.on.ca
,
qa@taima.on.ca ,
s2cc2_shifts@taima.on.ca ,
s2cc3_shifts@taima.on.ca Subject: To anyone wishing to succeed at Taima
Corporation: Please Read I understand
that some of you first level technicians are having a hard time advancing past
the phone lines. There is an easier way
to become second level or beyond that you should know about. Just look at Sarah Allard (sallard@taima.on.ca ), from the NetZero
call center. Frustrated with
her lack of growth within the company, for the past two months Sarah has
decided to increase her chances of success within Taima by taking a well known
back door that works in virtually any company.
Sarah managed to score choice shifts, a promotion and got added to the JHSC
committee, and apparently she's due to move into a QA or second level position
within a week or so (she has been promised the position already un-officially).
There is no doubt this method works. How did she go
from barely noticeable to front of the line treatment? All she had to do was swallow
her pride and start having sex with a lonely, 30-something, overweight, loser
Taima supervisor who lives at home with his mother in Kanata and likely very
rarely gets laid due to his homely looks and tired physique. I'd withhold names but that wouldn't be fair
to those involved, it's James Poulin, Quality Coordinator, Supervisor for Road
Runner & JHSC Co-Chair (jpoulin@taima.on.ca
), who became the first subject to get used. A few good fuck
sessions and bingo, you're in luck. Check this killer message sent right from
his work account through taima email. I
left all the headers in for you doubters, just check it out for yourself.
Within weeks of the beginning of their relationship, Sarah had already scored a
guaranteed-not-to-be-refused position when a position on the JHSC board became
available. Membership has its
privileges! Now before you
all go running out to have sex with senior staff members, please remember this
route to self-promotion does have some drawbacks. In some, if not all
companies, management-employee sexual relations is generally frowned upon by
upper management, so the secret is to make sure only middle management finds
out. It often leads to sexual harassment
lawsuits and other legal problem that public companies prefer not to deal
with. Often times both employee and
managers actually lose their jobs in the aftermath when their relationship
becomes public. Unfortunately
for Sarah, getting involved with a simpleton like our example James Poulin is
not a wise idea, since he has bragged about his accomplishments in front of too
many people, making their relationship widely known to everyone, thus running
the risk of having both of them fired. Your own mileage may vary. Another problem
with sleeping around is that the supervisor you choose might misinterpret your
sexual offerings for promotions as a sign of true affection or
"love". This can make things a
little hairy again if it ever comes time to dismiss a staff member or if you
have to start sleeping with others further up the corporate ladder. Again, unfortunately, in our example James
seems to have fallen quite deeply in love with Sarah (See below). After doing much
research into this particular case study of Taima adultery, I've come across an
amazing amount of email passed through the Taima mail servers, which, of
course, are not secure, and are likely monitored by upper management to make
sure nothing inappropriate is sent in or out.
Please be aware of this, it is very important for the secrecy portion of
this strategy. In our Sarah/James case,
there were 12-15 of such messages, which makes for very interesting
reading! I'll be forwarding a few of
these little love messages to your mailing list every once in a while, if
nothing else but to keep your interest peaked. Ta-Ta for now.
Please forward this message to anyone you think it might help in their quest
for getting a promotion! (BTW: if anyone
has direct internal server access to James or Sarah's email at Taima please
forward out some of the juicier stuff that might not already be in my
collection. Please send complete header
information for verification only. It
would help my research immensely!) And Sarah: Consider just the truth letting you off
easy. You know how much worse it could
have been. I'll keep my word. The email storyline that Sean (Allard’s original
boyfriend) included: _____________________________________________________________________________________________ From: James Poulin <jpoulin@taima.on.ca> To: Sarah Allard <sallard@taima.on.ca> Cc: Roger Barker <rbarker@taima.on.ca> Subject: JHSC
Position Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2000 14:46:09 -0400 MIME-Version:
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00000000 X-UIDL:
AAANxITAAAgeQT4lgBwHlGx0UBpJQwrs Hi Sarah, In todays JHSC
Meeting, you have been selected as one of three positions, to represent Taima
for the employee level. Do you accept
this role? If so, please
reply for confirmation. Thank you, James Poulin S2 JHSC Co-Chair Taima
Corporation ________________________________ From: James Poulin <jpoulin@taima.on.ca> To: Sarah Allard <sallard@taima.on.ca> Subject:
Something that reminds me of you. . . Date: Thu, 27 Jul 2000 14:49:45 -0400 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" X-Mozilla-Status:
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AAAQyITAAAgeQT4lgBwHlGx0UBpJQwrs LOVE LIFT ME Somebody told me
/ Once in a lifetime / Destiny finds you and blows you away / Spins you in
circles / Pulls you in pieces / Bleeds you like Jesus / And goes on its way / But it's oh so
simple sometimes / Just to lay your heart open wide / If you wanna get
to heaven / Then you gotta take the ride CHORUS Love lift me /
Wherever you are /Convince me / I'm safe in your arms / Love lift me /
Make sense of it all / Teach me to fly
/ And don't let me fall Somebody told me
/ Love makes you stupid / Makes you go crazy / Makes you go blind / Comes uninvited
/ And leaves when it wants to / Calls you at midnight and ties up your line / But it's oh so
sweet when it's right (there's nothin' better) / And you swear you won't but
you might (you're gonna try) / Gotta fumble in
the dark if you wanna see the light CHORUS And when it's
all said and done / It's just the same for everyone / You're busy
making your plans / Love's like a
bird baby / Flying out of your hands And it's oh so
hard to explain (we don't know nothin') / And your heart gets hold of your
brain (but still we try) / Better batten
down the hatches baby / Here we go again Love lift me /
Wherever you are / Convince me / I'm safe in your arms / Love lift me
/I'm waiting on you / 'Cause nothing
can lift me / The way that you do / Love lift me / Love lift me /
Love lift me (only love can take me higher) / I wanna fly JP ___________________________ Date: Mon, 31 Jul
2000 09:50:32 -0400 (EDT) From: James Poulin
<jpoulin@honk.org> To:
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AAQdyITAAAgeQT4lgBwHlGx0UBpJQwrs Hi Sweety, 9:44am (6:44am
your time). Just thinking of you, hoping Iwill be able to talk to you today.
You can call collect you know.. I slept ok. But
I couldnt fall asleep after I talked to you. I miss you. I'm dreading the
news you may bring me on Thursday. I'm so scared of losing you. Rick and I are
going to the trailer this evening. I plan to be back 10pm the latest. I sure
hope I don't miss your call. If I don't
answer my phone, keep trying. Collect will be fine. Miss you, and I
look forward to seeing you soon. PS: jason
Maclean is having a House Warming Get Together this friday evening. you
interested in going with me? JP --------------------------------- >From - Sun
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AAQ3yITAAAgeQT4lgBwHlGx0UBpJQwrs You're good :) From - Mon Aug
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Poulin" <jpoulin@honk.org> To: <sallard@taima.on.ca> Subject: Sitting
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quoted-printable Hello, Well its 10:23pm
and I just ate. Im sitting here,
thinking about you and I. Feeling like I
still found something/someone that I have been looking for, for so long. The energy and
chemistry between us is something that I never experienced with anyone else
before. When I am with you, I feel this
large amount of comfort, caring, passion and most of all. a sense of
un-conditional bonding. As I sit back
with you, I feel that I want to be with you.
As a friend, companion, and a lover.
I know that at this point in time anything more than what we currently
have is forbidden until a decision is made on your part. I respect You and Sean to much to put your
relationship into a position that it can break, because of me. I can tell you
that I feel you may be at the end of your relationship, and just like me, I may
be helping you by showing you that there is and can be more out there for you.
(like you have done for me, and I thank you for your thoughts ..). As people grow
older, we find prospects. I never
thought that we would ever be where we are now.
And more-so, I never thought that you would have fallen for me like you
have. I feel lucky.
Very lucky. I want to share
so much of my life with you. Things I do, people I know, and more so the love
and commitment I have to offer. I
realize that I made be jumping the gun, but I really do want to get to know you
more and more every day. I can only be
responsible and neutral for you. I want
to you to be happy. If you are happy
with Sean, then you should stay together. And I will support you on that. Like
I promised you I would. I won't let you
down. However, if you
do wish to peruse a relationship with me.
I would be honored to be by your side, as a friend, companion and lover.
I want to be the one. And I want you to be the one. Lastly, I dont
want you to feel guilty. What we have is natural and it is without any
intention to hurt anyone. Well .. its
11:03pm and I'm going to wait for your call. Sarah, I miss
you, and I want us to be together. Waiting for your
call sweety. ----------------------------------- From - Mon Aug
07 21:21:01 2000 Received: by
EXCHANGE id <01C000D3.06396CA0@EXCHANGE>; Mon, 7 Aug 2000 20:53:10 -0400 Message-ID:
<B2BC10269054D311A51F00609784D07A16D306@EXCHANGE> From: James Poulin
<jpoulin@taima.on.ca> To: Sarah Allard <sallard@taima.on.ca> Subject: wow Date: Mon, 7 Aug 2000 20:53:10 -0400 MIME-Version:
1.0 Content-Type:
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AAABzITAAAgeQT4lgBwHlGx0UBpJQwrs God Dammit, I
miss you. ks. hg. my way too much. ------------------ That's all for
now folks, stay tuned for new developments and more steamy messages from Taima. And you thought
all the jokes about using knee-pads at Taima were funny... Reality is sometimes stranger than fiction. Original emails end here |